Barry Loser and the holiday of doom

Fifth in the madcap series that won a Roald Dahl Funny Prize "My best friend Bunky is sort of like my pet dog, so it was weird when he suddenly started fancying a cat one day." Barry can't wait to tell his friends that they've been invited on his family minivan vacation to Plonkton. But the weekend by the sea doesn't turn out to be the keelfest Barry was hoping for. It's all his best mate Bunky's fault for going and falling in love. OH. MY. UNKEELNESS